Wrinkles-Be-Gone

When I’ve been to estheticians in the past they focused on massage and extractions. I’d never had anything fancy done to my skin beyond a mask, though it’s been tempting to do peels and scrapes and other things that sound incredibly… bad.

Lulu’s (in my very own community) has two very special treatments that are so… good. Unbelievably good. I’m 40 and my skin has been through the ringer – the sun ringer, that is – so I’m all wrinkly already. One visit to Lulu’s for her Microcurrent facial was unbelievable. I don’t have photos of myself, but check out these before and after shots. That’s after just one treatment.

I couldn’t see a huge difference in the salon right after my first treatment, but when I went home and looked in the mirror it was incredible how my wrinkles had been smoothed out.

I know, I know. We’re modern women and we’re not supposed to be concerned about wrinkles and getting old and feeling tired and looking tired. Horse poop! If you know a woman who wouldn’t want a break from her wrinkled face, give them 20 bucks for me, ’cause they’re a better person than I am.

Lulu also has an Oxygen Facial that works miracles without any needles or surgery or perma-smiles. Why do you think Madonna has her own Oxygen Facial machine?

I’m telling you, this salon has the devices that are used in Beverly Hills and Manhattan by people who are invested in having smooth, young-looking skin. And Lulu won’t mess up your face… she leaves that to the amateurs who think frying your face with chemicals and poking around inside your pores is a good idea.

Just get yo’self over to Lulu’s and she’ll bust our your wrinkles in no time. I’m not kidding!